Go on, laugh. But I think I'm in lust with a woman in clothes. Of course, this is no ordinary woman, this is the super hot Jessica Biel, for whom I've lusted all seven heavens. Pictured here in the latest Glamour UK magazine (yeah, I got a subscription.

what of it, it's for me mum), Jessica Biel shows off some of the sexy  reasons why Justin Timberlake, who only looks gay, chose her for his latest snatch catch. I don't normally go for all this fashion and glitz, you know, except on my nights with the girls talking dumb boys and watching Project Runway. Still, there's something about Jessica that makes me break so many of my normal rules. She's hot!